CHENEY: Iran May Have Resumed Weapon Program... They also may at this very moment have millions of Muslim Ninjas (musjas?) swimming over the atlantic with bags full of stones to stone us all for our evil ways.
but then again, maybe not...
Hillary Was in White House on 'Stained Blue Dress' Day...Is this a new holiday now? I think Hallmark has really went too far this time. Then again, on second thought. I kind of like the idea. I think I need to buy my wife a blue dress.
Animal lovers turn their dead pets' coats into warm jumpers!Oh Sure, but they sure got pissed when Cruella DeVille wanted to make herself a nice coat.
UN-SEX AND THE PITY: Sarah Jessica Parker reveals heartache at being named 'world's unsexiest woman'...I demand a recount!
Key Dem Weighs Bush Impeachment -- After Election... Because really, an empty meaningless gesture is much better than fixing that little problem with Social Security.
Michigan 'Do-over is dead'...Kick ball will never be the same.
Obama belittles McCain for confusing extremists...I mean really, aren't they confused enough?
Sharpton: 'Hillary Clinton has never done nothing for us'...OK, maybe she has a point about that education problem.
DRAMA: NY Gov. admits bedding women, jealousy over wife's affair... Finally, a politician who admits to something!
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