More fun with Headlines

All of these headlines appeared on the drudge report on 4-7-08

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MICROSOFT Gives YAHOO Deadline on Offer...
After next Tuesday, they can only exclaim Yippie.

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Warning: GOOGLE Is In Your Driveway!
Indexing UR Curtains

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Dems look to fatten lead in House, Senate...
Republicans still looking to change lead into gold...

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Small Quake Hits South Texas...
Bush declares war on Plate Tectonics. Says don't mess with Texas!

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San Francisco readies security blanket...
New Security Chief Linus van Pelt assures the citizens that everything will be ok.

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World's smallest girl proud of her tiny size...smallest man, not so much...